So, I’ve been toying with this idea for quite some time, and after an afternoon browsing my favorite fanart topics on DeviantArt, I decided to take the plunge and design my all-time favorite cartoon into a spooky, live-action adventure – yes, I’m talking prosthetics and spray paint! Now, anyone who’s ever seen this show knows that it was years beyond its time, and got very little of the recognition it deserved, save from its fans. So here’s my tribute:
Goliath: Eric Bana
Goliath not only needs to be tall and muscular, he also needs to be portrayed by someone familiar with the concept of honor, loyalty and leadership. Mr. Bana did just that in his role as Prince Hector in “Troy.” He can also give off the “wild beast” vibe – remember the first Hulk movie; the one no one seems to like? That and he looks good in very little clothing.
Elisa Maza: Rosario Dawson
This girl is gorgeous, she’s a geek, and she CAN act her way out of a paper bag. Eliza Maza is half-African/half-Native American, so I had to go with someone who looked like they could fit that description. Besides, the girl can play ANY role you throw at her, and I don’t think she’s played an honest cop, yet.
David Xanatos: Gerard Butler
While Jonathan Frakes reprising his role would have been ideal, too many years have gone by and he no longer looks appropriate. Enter the Spartan King, the Phantom of the Opera, the.. dead husband from PS I Love You? Anyway, he has a commanding presence, incredible talent, and the look to boot. I think I would enjoy seeing him play a billionaire-genius-villain.
Demona: Christina Hendricks
So at this point in her career, she’s done a lot of TV shows, including E.R., Tru Calling, Cold Case, and Mad Men. I think it’s time, however, for her to take on the big screen, and what better way to do that than as a hateful, jaded, blue-skinned, red-haired “demon.”
Hudson: Brian Cox
Um… it’s Brian Cox. Nuff said!
Brooklyn: Talyor Kitsch
I didn’t particularly care for his portrayal of Gambit in the recent Wolverine flick, but then again I didn’t care for the flick much at all. While he may have forgotten the cajun accent, he did manage to show that he has an acting ability as well as a few combat skills. I think he’ll fit nicely as second-in-command of the Manhattan Clan. Enjoy the beak!!
Broadway: Seth Rogen
I know, the guy is in EVERYTHING these days. Every comedy and CG movie has this guy in the credits. Though you have to admit he’s good at being the comic relief, which is Broadway’s primary function… well.. that and eating. But seriously, Rogen fits the bill.
Lexington: Seth Green
If you weren’t sold on my Broadway casting, there’s NO WAY you won’t be sold on this one! Small, Green and Geeky, meet Small, Geeky and Green! Someone short, someone talented, and someone not afraid to try new things (i.e. Robot Chicken or hosting Monday Night RAW).
Fox: Tricia Helfer
Tricia’s got a reputation for playing the badass chick on the block – Playing the Cylon Six in Battlestar Galactica, and the ruthless Carla in Burn Notice. She knows how to portray both devious and innocent at the same time, which fits her perfectly into the role of Xanatos’ scheming wife.
Owen Burnett: Paul Bettany
I originally had this role going to Cillian Murphy, but upon further research, I decided he was far better as a mass murderer than an evil butler. So who’s this guy, you ask? How about the voice of Jarvis in Iron Man (BUTLER CREDIT), Silas from The Da Vinci Code (EVIL CREDIT), and the husband of Jennifer Connelly (GEEK BY ASSOCIATION CREDIT…Jenny C. = Betty Ross v.1).
So there you have it – one of Disney’s finest creations designed for the darker masses of the world. Hey, if they could make an awesome PG-13 movie out of a park ride, they can do this with their hands tied behind their backs! *Insert Theme Music*
